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p. 366 is the letter expressing concern about the Islamic centre. Hoo. Apparently the “Islamic children” were running and shouting on the street at 10-11 pm. Also her letter got a little garbled but basically she doesn’t like living beside the Islamic Centre since they celebrate Ramadan and killed her trees. Anyways there are some snazzy accompanying photographs, including license plates and suspicious parking activity. Obviously the City needs to take action immediately by approving a Youth Care Home to move into the neighbourhood.

Oh wow, they’ve excerpted the bylaws as well. I was wondering why this section was so long, and feared that the Broadway 360 plan was going to make a rather unwelcome re-re-re-appearance.

Some more diagrams drawn up by the helpful neighbours on how the Islamic Centre can rearrange its parking lot.

Annnnd a petition.

I have a modest proposal for the neighbours of the Islamic Cultural Centre. According to an earlier letter writer, when in Rome, one must do as the Romans do or move out. So, as I see it, she has two options:

1. Move out.
2. Do as the Romans do.

Now, the City has agreed that, indeed yes, this desecration and secularization of society has gone on too long. We must all stop this farce called “multiculturalism” and worship the One True God. Therefore, they have settled on Islam as the official religion of Saskatoon. True, Islam does not have as long of a history in this province as other religions, but it makes sense for the City budget – there’s an entire month that the City is not obligated to provide meal breaks for workers or refreshments at daytime meetings. I imagine this will lead to a widespread increase in the budget surplus. Also, the Muslim diet is healthy and prohibits the consumption of alcohol, which will save the Saskatoon Police Service millions of dollars, not to mention the attendant benefits to local business owners, families, and college students. All these and many more show why the Islamic faith is a good fit for the City of Saskatoon. I know not all citizens will be pleased with this decision, which is why I also propose that Regina be designated a Christian city, with Davidson as the place of pilgrimage for both faiths. There, Muslims and Christians can come together and fight over who gets to use the A&W bathrooms.