Second day of my new job. Much better than the first. I wrote some pieces or ‘verb-age’ and organized my office. Co-workers asked me for help on their professional and personal writing. 

But the main reason it was better than yesterday was because I managed to not accidentally hit on my new female coworkers, which I had not accomplished my first day.

After four of my coworkers introduced themselves to me at our first meeting, I stupidly exclaimed, “It’s going to be hard to remember your names because you are all good-looking blondes!”

Damn it. Wait to share your lesbian sexual harassment till they sort-of get to know you DeeAnn!